Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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