TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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