But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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