That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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