I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Randomize