Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just googled if crying burns calories
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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