I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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