she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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