when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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