absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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