I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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