if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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