Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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