He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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