At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
NoShamevember. You game?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
