They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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