we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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