Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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