Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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