Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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