This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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