Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
