I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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