I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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