butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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