so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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