belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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