i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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