UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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