I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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