i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
There are leaves in my underwear?
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