her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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