She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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