We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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