My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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