My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
