I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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