So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize