I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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