I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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