i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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