Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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