Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's Friday. Sex?
the day after is always just damage control
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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