When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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