YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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