I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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