just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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