just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize