i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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