we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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