Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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