So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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