i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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