There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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