Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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