Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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